For those of you who have ever opened your mail and felt bullied by big business, you will definitely feel my pain here. But hundreds of thousands of unsuspecting NC residents have opened their mail this week and felt the sting of being bullied by their insurance companies, in a letter that goes a little something like this….
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Sucker;
At East Coast Gangbangers Insurance we value your blah, blah, blah. We are issuing this notice as fair warning of a brutal assault against your homeowner’s premium. Your homeowners policy is about to renew and at that time we will offer you an exorbitant increase that you WILL NOT refuse.
Since we recognize that the new rate is HIGHER THAN THE RATES OF THE NORTH CAROLINA RATE BUREAU, we have devised a predatory price scheme that will allow us to legally screw you over, while remaining compliant with NC Statutes. In order to do this, we will require you to sign and return the enclosed form, agreeing to Gangbangers increase to your coverage, at a rate that exceeds what is allowable by the NCRB.
Your failure to sign and return the form to your Gangbanger agent will subject you to high risk losses including GUARANTEED CANCELLATION OF YOUR HOMEOWNERS POLICY.
If you have any questions, don’t call us – we don’t care!
The Screw You Over Division East Coast Gangbangers Insurance
I don’t know how you feel about this, but I liken it to someone holding a gun to your head, and forcing you to sign the suicide note. Talk about forced compliance and a true imbalance of power!
This post is solely the opinion of it’s author, Sondra Wright, and does not express the views of East Coast Gangbangers Insurance Company or the North Carolina Rate Bureau.